It’s Official: Noted Drunkard Has Called it Quits; Says All You Still Drinkin’ Are Fags.

It really is a sad time when you have to pay posthumous tribute to a drunk fucking asshole…… but, apparently, this is that sad time….. fucking hooray!!!!!

I mean, look at Scotty… he is obviously front-loading his Federation onesie with 20th Century Jizz….. When the report comes in that “Cargo Bay One is Full”, well the crew on the bridge will have a good chuckle between themselves…. as all of the cracks and crevices between the wall of the bridge suddenly stream out high-pressure cum from many alien lifeforms….. from thick, white jizz, to bright green, misty dewy cum!

God Bless you, Scotty, and all of the alien DNA you have stored in your body over the last 800 years……. Well done, you pervert… Well Done!!!!!