Fucking Squirrel right??? So I’m out in the front yard, in my Blue Robe™, showin’ my bag to the boys on their way to school..And all of the sudden, here comes a gaggle of those bushy tailed rat bastards coming for my boys….
Attacked!!
What the fuck are you little hairy bastards doing???
Apparently, those little pricks have a thirst for sweaty, funky nuts..came right at me…16 of em’!!! As I tried to beat a hasty retreat into the Great Indoors, I couldn’t help but notice I had squirted a bit of poop out of my ass…peed a little bit too…
Me and my buddies are going to feast on…well, snack on that Coin Purse.
Safe to say, I made it to safety..a little bit wiser…a whole lot filthier…then when I started out.
And Hell, I’ll just catch the Lads on their way home.
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