It’s been a long time coming, according to some; and About-Damned-Time to the rest… so it’s now unanimous… our current President is the biggest piece of shit ever to be elected to the office…. He is, and always has been, a fucking idiot…..
If you could just move the teleprompter up…about ten feet on the right, and six on the left…I can get through this Middle School commencement speech… duuuuuh…eggs!
Oh, but he was sold to us as such a cool guy, right? Yeah, man, he was fucking hip and cool and shit, man, he was like one of us!
Wow, what the hell were we thinking? What a fucking loser!
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